Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating

The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.

by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018

Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.

After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.

by SCG.Chriz July 27, 2018

Minnesota muncher

When a man shits in a girls pussy and then sucks it out of her

Last night Brad Gave me a Minnesota muncher

by Jew man afgan July 31, 2018

truffle muncher

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.

There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!

by GrandFisher September 29, 2018

Vegemite Muncher

That white Aussie midget who is gay and tries to snort vegemite when he can. I know how gay he is.

That vegemite muncher is snorting vegemite again. Wtf bro.

by devduttpadikal November 18, 2019

Cash muncher

A person that counts on you to do the payments and runs by loan

Mark: Hey Mike can you pay the bills?
Mike: It’s your turn Mark.
Mark: But I already paid the bills last time.
Mike: Just do it you pimp. Oh and give me another hundred.
Mark’s mind: What a cash muncher

by Obamaisgone April 1, 2019