Mobile up

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.

mobile upload uploading

Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!

We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!

While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!

Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?

by MobileUpingOnDaReg June 14, 2013

Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.

I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...

by Vinculus April 2, 2009

mobile shaghi

Mobile Shanghai is when somebody unplugs your phone and plugs in theirs to charge it.

"your brother took my phone off the charger and charge his phone!" Said mom.
"He oulled a mobile shaghi"

by poppy3415 October 19, 2013

Mobile bootycall

Someone that travels to you for your appointed sexual endeavors.

The boys are are on the back burner tonight because my mobile bootycall racheal is coming.

by Locsir April 2, 2023

Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

mobile megalodon

A glider released in Chapter 5, Season 3 of the video game Fortnite Battle Royale.

“Bro have you seen that Mobile Megalodon glider in Fortnite?”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024

mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.

London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately

by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010