Mom hot

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.

Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.

Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).

by Pointer of the Obvious October 30, 2009

mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.

X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^

by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011

Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.

I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.

by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011

Mom Hopper

Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.

"Hey dude have you seen Erik lately?"
"Nah, man, he's been acting weird lately. I think he's a mom hopper now" mom hopper milf douchebag Erik

by Casual_salsa April 4, 2016

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

by drew2258 August 14, 2011

mom cuck

A man who let s his mom control him.

Your a “mom cuck”you do everything she says!

by Momsboy June 9, 2019

mom battle

Similar to a freestyle battle, except where a select portion of a sentence is integrated with the phrase, "your mom," and repeats back and forth between two 'your-mom-ers' until one runs out of variations before the other.

albo #1: is scott giving u a ride?
albo #2: giving ur mom a ride?
albo #2: riding ur mom?
albo #2: what what!!
albo #1: riding isnt a good choice to have a mom battle over too many nasty refrences can come out of it

by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003