Definition of 'midgey':
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
by Cessticles December 15, 2009
Get the midgey midge mug.-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot
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That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.
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Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
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Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
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While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.
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