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Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.
Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.
by Boopis the third January 21, 2021
mugGet the Mississippi Thundermug.

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
by toree05 March 12, 2022
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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"
by Konnie May 7, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Palmmug.

mississippi mud boot

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.
by poopNow July 11, 2016
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Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.
Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.
by Bitch Barbie November 26, 2024
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Mississippi recline

When a man from Mississippi spends all night spooning with a guy from south of the border in a cargo bay of an E175.
Let’s go get a chicken Alfredo pizza at 7 am with the Mississippi Recline
by Joe Dirt CAWLJ December 2, 2023
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