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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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CKTV Media

A student-driven program at Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School in Lihue on the island of Kauai. Taught by Mr M, the class is known for creating videos and stories to compete in numerous competitions including STN. The students are either fucking emo, goth, a weeb, a bitch, or one of those nerds who actually joined the class for work. Majority joined to travel. If you’re in CKTV Media and reading this, get off of Tik Tok and do one of your many missing assignments.
Student 1: “So, what have you been up to?”
Student 2: “Just doing my work for CKTV Media”
Student 1: “Oh, so, you’re one of those assholes
by GaryDaSnail808 April 24, 2021
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Mass media online

The wrong definition of an mmo made by some earth 2 fag
Mmorpg is a mass media online role playing game- earth 2 cocksucker idk can't remember his channel name
by Yes176 June 4, 2021
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Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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Socio Media

Sociopathic behavior on social media. Mostly “normal” people with basic interpersonal communication skills in the real world who tend to lose all sense of empathy and compassion for other human beings on the internet.

While online they become sadistic bullies, full of self-righteousness; and often attempt to come up with something clever or humorous to say at somebody else’s expense without any care for the feelings or personal struggles of others.
Any and every comment section is full of Socio Media experts.

Why does everybody on Socio Media think they're a comedian?
by Dunkin Pincushion October 9, 2021
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Zaggle Media

Zaggle is someone who takes the hassle out of marketing.

Zaggle Media is the perfect launchpad for your brand. With its unique and creative marketing strategies, Zaggle media is the only tool you need in your arsenal to get your brand out there.
If you want to go viral, there is no one better than Zaggle Media.
by Vineet348 November 25, 2021
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Spaghetti Medic

a very beautiful image of medic from team fortress 2 enjoying some spaghetti :)
person A: i just saw spaghetti medic

person B: was it awesome?

person A: heck yeah it was
by fartmaster247 May 17, 2022
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