GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

Prarie meet

What good little Boy Scouts do twice if in the south and once-ish if up north with a group of sex partners (humbly.

------PROUD TO BE AN AMARICAN I get an amen

-Trusty rusty is gonna go down to the Prarie meet and get some big meat steak and a hoe salad to toss his salad........once.....twice......three times a lady killer NA PUSSY KILLER JUST LIKE DAISY

by bigWORDbailey October 8, 2021

MEET

Basically someone who’s do something in an awkward fashion

He’s standing there like MEET

by Meet21 July 28, 2024

Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.

“Bro you tryna meet god”

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”

by glockaholic April 22, 2025

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019