Meattard

A gymbro who is obsessed with protein intake.

Gymbro: "Is it gonna help make me big?"

Normal fella: "No bro, blueberries are just packed with vitamins and antioxidants."

Gymbro: "If it's not protein, I don't want it."

Fella: "Meattard."

by Big Thaddeus July 8, 2023

Meatball

A short NiBba with a fat ass cock ready for Troy’s mouth

Meatball put his cock I’m Troy’s mouth

by myBigD July 26, 2023

meatball

a person with unique physical dimensions (a really fat round person, usually short)

OMG look at that meatball over there!

by splash zone August 20, 2023

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

meatball

A short, tan, crazy, drunk Italian woman.

Snooki and deena are the best meatballs in jersey.

by djcraycray420 October 22, 2023

meatmaxx

To maximize your dick to the point where its so hard that it will burst into pieces

oh matthew is about to meatmaxx , hes gonna have no kids after this one denzel!

by Jonothan67 December 10, 2023

Meatball

Kate and hannah when they are drinking heavily together for multiple days in a row

They are complete meatballs.

by Queenmeatball January 15, 2024