MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Mathis

The goat of the world

Look at that Mathis

by reitjewroitjeroitj June 19, 2024

Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck

Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

Mateiophobia

The fear of a romanian boy who likes jumping and choking little short boys

mateiophobia is usually developed from being chased by a romanian boy

Bro i have mateiophobia im scared of romanians

by ilovefmeboys April 22, 2025

Matic

governed by a predefined set of rules or formulas

The math was complex, but the matic behind the solution was perfectly clear

by Divic January 20, 2026

Matica

"Matica" Is a Spanish word used to refer to all forms and strains of cannabis.

"Let's smoke matica"

by V95bison59 January 26, 2026