trilliamquantormortis marlecimer III

absolute chad. fondles balls with great intensity. enjoys havin sex wit da door. eats compressed cat food shaped like previously fondled balls.

norman-"oh, what's up trilliamquantormortis marlecimer III!"
trilliamquantormortis marlecimer-"sorry you're speaking to the CEO of swag and coolness"
norbus-"hey, trilliamquantormortis marlecimer III, shut up!"
trilliamquantormortis marlecimer-"you have angereed the CEO of swaggy and coolness bro"
(intensly fondles the balls of norbus"

by mmm yes big patrick mmm December 16, 2019

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spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

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Bam Margera

What will he do next?

He's Bam Margera! He loves to skate... he also likes to shake things up a bit...

by cky2 June 12, 2021

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Dirty Malerie

A blind, self-deprecating lady who eats too many meatballs.

Seen this sad lady at a buffet staring at some meatballs, definitely a dirty Malerie.

by judgedpanda September 13, 2021

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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

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