Month

A period of 28-31 days

"That will take me a month"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.

my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021

NATIONAL ANTHWXTERR MONTH

NATIONAL ANTHWXTERR MONTH starts on April 1st. This month means AnthWxterr…and Anthwxterr only ..has to listen to whatever eliqnaiskool says.

it’s NATIONAL ANTHWXTERR MONTH so please unmute first.

by FANTAASYY April 19, 2023

pride month

a dumbfuck month

gay: it's pride month
W homophobes: we dont care

by iSpaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 13, 2023

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

Chopper Mutilation Month

During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.

This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.

“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“

“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”

(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”

by R.B Avery November 8, 2022

Slap ass months

This is a Holliday that original in france and Africa thats why all black people celebrate this mouth and the mouth is march the whole fucking mounth so that thick bitch at yo school she batter not be trippin on my kids

Black kid :"slapp👋👋"
The deain: "ok since its slap ass months"

by Bsgdgddhey March 2, 2020