A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
Get the Monday Morning Quarterbackmug. by pseudowater July 12, 2022
Get the mari mondaymug. A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.
Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.
by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
Get the Manlet Mondaymug. by vergilcock July 18, 2022
Get the Marsh Mondaymug. The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
by TheCdog March 2, 2011
Get the Monday Mopesmug. 1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
Get the Singles’ Mondaymug. National pantie peel monday, The third Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone or whoever sent this to you.
by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022
Get the National pantie peel mondaymug.