Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Milkshake

Brings all the boys to the yard

Boy 1: aye you going to the yard?
Boy 2: Hell yeah Kelis’s milkshake is their ifyaknowwhati’msayin

by milkshakeandbake January 13, 2020

milkshaking

When you cum inside but dont pull out then keep going and the juices mix into a foam.

Tom: Bro I didn't even tell you about last night.
Jay: What happened?
Tom: I was milkshaking the fuck outta her.
Jay: *vomits*

by GrandpaBlues March 3, 2020

Milkshake

Shaking ya cocky as you buss

my milkshake brings all the gals to my yard

by milkman217 March 7, 2020

Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

Milkshaking

When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.

“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “

by dikwagon March 14, 2020

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020