Media

A person who is too public, constantly sharing their business or others' business online. Someone who can't keep things private and always puts everything on social media.

"I can't tell her nothing, she too media."

by Mysteriousasf February 12, 2025

Media

Original meat eaters

I need to post on social media about my media problems

by No thing chicken wing December 07, 2020

Media

The media is a lot like the police, they don't have to be on your side, so they're not.

The media calls themselves trusted, that doesn't mean anybody else is calling the media trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2020

Media Multitasker

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.

Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker

by Taraaaaaaaaa September 06, 2008

Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

by FeatherD January 25, 2019

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 January 23, 2016

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023