Dome light skeetsman

One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas

Why is my handle sticky, oh no I've been had by the dome light skeetsman, son of a bitch

by The berkulator January 24, 2011

Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.

Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"

by hdubb16 May 21, 2011

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011

Human Light Bulb Syndrome

Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.

"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"

"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"

by halfstable August 2, 2012

dooget light

The doogiest doog of all time. What assholes smoke.

Man, I need to grab a pack of dooget lights before I stiff the waitress.

by mermaid jane December 29, 2013

lowered laughter inhibition

When you say several hilarious things in a row, and the next joke you tell is not really that funny, but your friend busts up because your jokes lowered their laughter inhibition.

Rob: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Daniel: What?
Rob: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Daniel: Hahahahaha, good one.
Rob: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
Rob: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
Daniel: Hahahaha! That's fucked up.
Rob: Ok one more. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Daniel: What?
Rob: Snowballs.
Daniel: Hahahhaa that was hilarious.
Rob: No it wasn't, you just have lowered laughter inhibition.

by emlai January 7, 2014

Gunpoint laughter

Feeling forced to laugh as though at gunpoint. Usually caused by peer pressure or fear.

When everyone in my squad laughed at the roast I laughed out of gunpoint laughter.

by Truth Speech Preacher August 21, 2015