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London Takeaway

When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.
Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning

Castillo: It's not looking good Brev
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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londoned

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.
by egg_fucker June 12, 2022
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Oli London

Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.

He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion

He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably

And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again

Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.

Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece

Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!

Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
by Dirty-minded kpop Stan 🌚 August 21, 2022
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West London Pharmacy

Whether you are looking to improve the appearance of your skin, reduce the signs of ageing or simply want to feel more confident, our team of experienced aesthetic doctors can help. We offer a range of non-surgical treatments that can help you achieve the results you desire, quickly and safely.
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Laser skin resurfacing: This treatment can help to improve the texture and tone of the skin, as well as reducing the
West London Pharmacy

If you are looking for the best aesthetics treatments in London, you have come to the right place. At our clinic, we offer a wide range of aesthetics treatments that can help you achieve the look you desire.
by West London Pharmacy September 13, 2022
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London Worcester

His smile is insanely breathtaking. Huge ding ding.
by Handz01 October 31, 2022
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london licker

The act of licking the ballsack and down the taint ,all the way to the rectum and back again.
Man ,did i ever meet a wild girl last night . She was a real London licker
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Londoner

Billy: oh, have you met Henry yet?
Dave: i have yeah. He's a Londoner isn't he? Complete bastard he was.
by Kpmanc123 October 10, 2022
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