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Lobster Legionnaire

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.
A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK
by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024
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Lobster

An actual piece of shit with the only upside of tasting good
Shit friend: do u like lobsters
Cool guy: no wtf lobsters are shit. Crab supremacy.
by Just A Microwave April 23, 2021
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Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020
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lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
"Can you please top up my lobster card"
by KevinKofta March 13, 2019
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lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
by chuckles899 October 16, 2014
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