link is a young boy of turkish decent with a feminine build. he has a large ass and wears thongs that he stole from his mother. about 17 years old with an iq similar to his age. link is an anatolian twink
by totallinkdeath November 12, 2023

by funex February 06, 2025

Ben: "Dude You Hear The Band 'The Links Of Time'?"
Luis: "No Why?"
Ben: "DUDE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM THEY ARE SOOOOOOO GOOD AND THEY RELEASE SOME POG ROCK SONGS!!!"
Luis: "No Why?"
Ben: "DUDE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM THEY ARE SOOOOOOO GOOD AND THEY RELEASE SOME POG ROCK SONGS!!!"
by GameFox299 March 27, 2021

The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way
by Theepicestofall August 06, 2024

A Delicious, Delectable, DELIGHTFUL piece of magical swine, transformed into “Man-Pig Love” strutting’ the fence “chain-link” style. Lovingly hand carved & sculpted by Magical, Melty Matthew.
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
Man, I’m Starving!! Gots to get us some Chain Link Chops!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder May 29, 2022

by ayepapi36 February 03, 2023

Link is a strong knight that is appointed for princess zelda. He is handsome and brave. He will do anything to protect Zelda from harm
by Charblox4 February 06, 2023
