Lick the cupcake

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off

Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake

by Cheekyprick901 October 07, 2016

Cheek lick

When someone violently licks your cheek whilst kissing you.

Ew Connor just gave me the cheek lick!

by Bootysniffer54 March 22, 2021

lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays May 19, 2018

licking the chain

1. v. to be physically or mentally exhausted

2. v. to have a hangover

1. "I shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter. I'm really licking the chain now."

2. "Should have skipped some shots of vodka last night, I was licking the chain for hours when I got up today."

by Überschall July 21, 2009

lick-a-lopp

The act of licking the dingle-berries off the ass hair of a living creature.

Brian decided to play lick-a-lopp with Brandon. Later Brandon decided to play lick-a-lopp with a buffalo.

by SirFu*kalot December 04, 2007

lemur lick

When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.

Bobby woke up with a crazy lemur lick

by That lemur May 22, 2017

licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021