Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

That person is hot, must be a Landon

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.

Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

Landon

I cutest guy in the entire existence of the universe. I love him with all my heart. He deserves everything the world has to offer.

Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)

by KemrySpeaks August 28, 2021

Landon

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

landoink

he's a fucking GOAT and he's better at guitar then Steve and wade

landoink is better than you :)

by landoink September 23, 2021