Mike Luck 

A moment or situation where bad luck in a video game is so awful, it can only be caused by Miketendo

Person 1: “Damn! I got hit from a Goomba which bonked me into a black hole!
Person 2: “That’s Mike Luck for ya. It just happens”

Mike Luck by JustJustin5117 November 7, 2020

Parker Luck

Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.

"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"

Parker Luck by onimaruxlr November 26, 2007

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy 

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.

"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy by TheKStreck September 21, 2012

luck of the draw 

the result of something through totally random circumstances - could refer to a situation either in someone's good luck or misfortune.

"I called that company and asked if they had any openings, and they told me they weren't hiring right now. But when I sent in my resume a few days later, they called me up and told me there's a position that would be perfect for my credentials. Hmmmm...luck of the draw I guess!"

"You mean to tell me that when you asked her to go with you to the dance, she said yes?? Geez....she told me she HATES going to those things! That's the luck of the draw for you!"

luck of the draw by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2006

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

Bad Luck Jessie J by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

bad luck brian

An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.

MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.

bad luck brian by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013

tough luck 

another way of saying "that's too bad" or "you'll have to deal with it"

You need to go to your locker? Tough luck; I don't give hall passes!

tough luck by kasey White December 10, 2003