Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.
by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014
Get the Amusement-lagmug. A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the guns don’t kill people, lag doesmug. When you are playing a normally smooth-running game that begins to lag due to heavy action at that moment.
"Dude, last when I was playing Medal of Honor I was taking fire from all sides. Major action lag"
"My new PC with 8 gigs of RAM couldn't stop some of the action lag from WoW"
"My new PC with 8 gigs of RAM couldn't stop some of the action lag from WoW"
by Crakaman June 1, 2009
Get the Action Lagmug. Jet lagging of social trends between a country and another, either due to timezone differences, or otherwise.
Ex. 1: #AppleEvent is trending in Egypt, although the event has ended more than 24 hours ago. This is definitely a trend lag.
Ex. 2: #Oscars2015 is trend-lagged in Germany.
Ex. 2: #Oscars2015 is trend-lagged in Germany.
by Ahmed Zidan October 26, 2015
Get the Trend Lagmug. A thing that sometimes happens where your game suddenly starts running slower than usual.
It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.
It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.
by BeckBro_ January 20, 2022
Get the Lagmug. Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
Get the Zombie Redeye Jet Lagmug. Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
Get the Alternating lagmug.