kitten porn

A form of guilty pleasure for the kitten lovers out there.

My favorite after work treat is a good hour of kitten porn - websites with fluffy kittens really know how to erase the stress of a long day.

by katchup May 6, 2011

filthy kitten

A sexual being, mostly nocturnal, whos life consists of non stop parting, drugs, and sex. Often the prettiest of the group. Can communicate with kittens and hotties.

"That Carolyn is such a filthy kitten."

by CarolynJeanne September 27, 2009

kittens

When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.

Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)

by Margo January 6, 2004

Kristen

noun. Kristen is the nicest, sweetest, shy, craziest, smartest, debater and human to exist

"You're such a Kristen!"
"Aww thank youu <3"

by da fish December 16, 2019

Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010