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I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.
Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!
by poutef May 16, 2017
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Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.
"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."
by anarchy morty November 8, 2019
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Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021
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I will knock yo ass out

When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep
I will knock yo ass out bitch”
by Smdugly April 29, 2022
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knock knock

when you just don't care what the hell some one is saying.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.
" Knock, Knock"
" Whos there?"
" I don't care"
by vicky March 6, 2005
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nigger knock

n. to open door of vehicle while driving past a nigger.
v.-ing
"Ah here comes a nigger on the right. Ted nigger knock the shit out of him"
by monkeybreastmilk October 17, 2008
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knock the crap off

(verb) to stop saying bullshit in songs.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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