Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.

Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!

by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016

Kevin

Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.

Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.

by Ramen.star March 23, 2019

Kevin

Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.

Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.

by Publious76 April 12, 2017

kevin

to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person

Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.

by notcivin September 26, 2017

Kevin

He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks

Kevin has a huge cock

by Yo gynnn November 4, 2020

kevin

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

by albion November 27, 2012