kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Kentucky wet face

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.

Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.

by Everythingzen March 14, 2015

Kentucky Hot Sauce

The act of shitting into a KFC gravy container and passing it off as gravy.

Yesterday, Sanchez and Cleaveland were pissing me off so I gave them the Kentucky Hot Sauce.

by CleavelandSanchez June 9, 2015

kentucky sunrise

Inserting your morning erection in your partner and urinating.

Sally thought Robert was horny in the morning, but she was surprised awake by the Kentucky sunrise.

by Sir KY December 30, 2015

kentucky justice

the act of stringing up a man on a wooden fence post by the skin of his ballsack.

Pierre: what happened to you, man, you look like your balls got stretched out!
Dave: Well, that's kentucky justice for you.

by goodsexisbadsex August 13, 2016

Kentucky Uncle

A man who has a child with his sister, which makes him both the uncle and the father.

Oh man, I bet Sam has a Kentucky Uncle because of how stupid he is.

by Captain Martian August 3, 2016

kentucky omelette

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits

Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette

Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason

by The Doctor Wahoo June 8, 2016