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Koskela

An ape-like man creature, often used as a support for darwinism. Heralded by some as a missing link.
It is said that every full moon the Koskela goes back to his monkey roots and exhibits an extreme form of what scientists have termed "banana envy". Koskelas often find companionship within the sport of soccer where they often join intramural teams that exhibit the same lack of hand-eye coordination as themselves.
by Bonecrusher373 March 18, 2009
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not kosh

contraction of "not kosher" (synonymous with weak, not cool, and lame)

"Not Kosh" means that whatever it is being said of is simply not alright, or acceptable.
"i gotta confession to make, man. i got knocked out, and next thing i know, i'm waking up.. in bed.. naked.. being spooned Ogarth, that hairy viking warrior from the past."

"oh, bummer dude! your ass feel alright?"

"fuck no! feels like i've had a tree trunk up in me!"

"damn, dude."

"but.. you know.. i kind of.. like it."

" ...Not kosh, dude. Not even kosh."
by teensies September 3, 2005
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Kosovo

A small independent country in south eastern Europe bordering Albania, Montenegro, Macedonia, and Serbia. It is the newest country, officially declaring independence from Serbia in 2008. It was formerly a county of Serbia which still does not recognize the separation of Kosovo.

Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.

Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
My dumbass friend went to Kosovo for a relaxing vacation. He got shot by a Serbian soldier. Now I don't have a friend, I'm forever alone!

Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
by El Jefe de Mesa Verde September 10, 2013
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kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.
by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005
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eco-kosher

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!
Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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kosskesh

Persian insult word. It means an idiot when man at someone.
Oon Mehrzad kosskesh hast.

That Mehrzad is a kosskesh.
by PhAtDaWgHaStAm2 March 5, 2005
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koshka

The female genitalia. Also the word 'cat' in Russian.
She's got the loosest koshka I've ever seen. She had me put both hands up there. Then she had me clap.
by velocitygrrl January 18, 2006
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