Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

L kick

a breakdance move that uses both legs to kick shaping the letter L on a one handed handstand.

Can you do an L-kick?

by cygnuz September 28, 2004

kicking back

what do you do for relaxing

when you ask someone what he has done for kicking back on weekends or in the holidays. What are you going to do in this holiday for kicking back

by Borys October 24, 2007

Kick Ass

The best movie ever made.

"Kick Ass" was EPIC.

by Skep93 October 29, 2010

Donkey Kick

During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.

I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.

by TheBoss1185 October 5, 2010