Joseph Adam Jonas

A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.

"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.

You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.

Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.

So ladies... watch out.

"Joseph Adam Jonas? Don't you mean THE SEXIEST MAN TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH?!"

by MinaGoedker June 29, 2008

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Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

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Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points

Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty

by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011

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