jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered

Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

brodie & jon

a fiddle of paedophiles. The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
the alarm was raised when brodie & Jon, a fiddle of paedophiles, attempted to enter the funfair during the school holidays.

brodie & jon nonce the night away

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

Jon Kolbert

Yet another wikinazi from Jimmy Wales. Turns Internet into China by banning nearly all VPNs where he can. Has reason to hide themselves from journalists, police, and INTERPOL.

I know Jon Kolbert - said no one.

I trust Jon Kolbert - said no one.
Jon Kolbert is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog August 11, 2024

Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

Jon

by yonnyoy November 23, 2021

Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.

Jon V. Is bae

by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021

jon olav

A nobody Jon Olav is not like anyone else he is just a nobody.

Dude who the fuck are you are you a Jon olav ?

by Jk trump April 4, 2018

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018