Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

Jason Hodges

Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January

Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors

by Baddest MF February 4, 2022

Jason Kong

Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.

Did you just pull a Jason Kong and spend all your money on video game !!!

by juan 123456 November 21, 2019

Jason greenwood

Jason were do I start he is the nicest person I have ever met he is kind genourous loyal amazing and all round perfect he is everything I need and everyone wishes they have a Jason greenwood he is so funny I could die and I don't know how to describe it but he just makes me feel some type of way away that I can’t live without so if u ever meet Jason greenwood hold him close to ur heart and never let him go cos if u do you will DEFINATLY regret it

Who is the nicest person u know

JaSoN GrEeNwOoD for sure :)

by 3bannasinpyjamas October 19, 2022

Jason Mraz

Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.

Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician

Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?

Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again

by Fapalicious April 21, 2018