Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.

“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”

by PaidLead September 28, 2025

not jackin

another way of saying not fucking with

typically the individual one is “not jackin” is a fat, ugly, chopped chungus bitch or a dickrider who gets no play

as well known for being a groupchat with individuals who be hating

bri “bruh did u see the girl trying to fw him

amanda “don’t worry he not jackin her”

by princessvodka December 21, 2025

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

snackin and jackin

“snackin” (smooching on yo gal) and “jackin” (jackin yo boys dickle)

Jake: “Hey Jasmine what’d you do with your husband this weekend?”
Jasmine: “Just snackin and jackin my dude”

by Yo Boi Pablo April 24, 2018

I'm Jaking It

This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih

"I'm Jaking it oh soo good"

by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025