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molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms
Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house
by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016
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Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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Juice Dispenser

The non-binary term for a person’ genitals, inspired by a trans woman and the Patrice Roberts song “splash”
If you don’t want to specify whether you’re talking about a penis or a vagina you can say juice dispenser.
They have an amazing juice dispenser
You want a taste of my sweet sweet juices?
Want to sample the juices?
by Transgrlfransman January 5, 2022
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$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.
A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017
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Queef Juice

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.
by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018
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Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.
by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021
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nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.
My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.
by Ballboy October 24, 2017
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