Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
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Dropping a classic

Is Jeremy dropping a classic or something because he has been on toilet for 20 minutes!
by suupre February 27, 2024
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Classic Mahfoud

When someone attempts to gaslight you and assumes you've have conversations when you haven't and they are in fact at fault.
by Seg_ksa March 1, 2025
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Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)
your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021
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Waltha Classic

A sandwich with peanut butter and hagelslag (a Dutch sandwich filling)
"Today I ate 13 Waltha Classics."
"Then you must've been hungry!"
by Goofyahhfunny December 6, 2023
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A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online
Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.
by ZanyMOFO April 8, 2024
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This is a classic move by Rezzoe, in which he asks upon his peers to endure some enjoyment. He continues to talk out of his behind, and stalls the activity as he is bored of nothing. The classic Rezzoe Stallmate goes hand and hand with the Rezzoe ego, or the Rezzoe victim card.
"Lets just play without Rezzoe, he's doing the The Classic Rezzoe Stallmate"
by Swappery November 11, 2021
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