SHIT ON A PLATE , SMELL THE SHIT, PLAY WITH THE SHIT , EAT THE SHIT , SMEAR THE SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BODY, SHIT MORE AND EAT THAT SHIT AND DRY THE SHIT OUT BY WALKING AROUND THEN TAKE A SHIT BATH BY SHITTING IN THE BATHTUB AND GROVELING IN THE SHIT IS THE UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION.
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George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
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Get the Bruv man moo init mug.In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
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