The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
Get the Wank earmug. Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.
It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010
Get the Ear whisperermug. by Beangang69 June 30, 2019
Get the Ear Oralmug. When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.
Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.
by La'kai June 9, 2020
Get the Ear gougingmug. This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
Get the EAR FUCKEDmug. The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.
My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
by herpaderpschnerp August 3, 2011
Get the Ear Zitmug. 1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
Get the ear virginmug.