when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick
by jakers1992 May 16, 2010
Get the army helmet mug.When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.
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by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011
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A person who talks as though they are in a position of authority. They will nitpick and rant about every little flaw with what you are doing while they watch from the sidelines, but offer no help in fixing any of those issues.
by Baconbomb01 March 6, 2022
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Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."
by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012
Get the Life Without a Helmet mug.Greek War Helmet is very much like the Roman War Helmet but the guy performing the helmet is getting pegged as well.
by Wiskerbiscuit March 11, 2014
Get the greek war helmet mug.I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!
by c_lurch May 18, 2014
Get the spartan war helmet mug.When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
by Jm420 April 30, 2015
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