when you’re hitting a girl from behind, and you open the cheeks to see her insanely bleached asshole thus leading to blindness
tom: dude i need to go see an eye doctor tonight because this girl gave me a hell of a heaven donger last night
by buttercumbuttstuff August 9, 2025
Get the heaven dongermug. A geographical Location and no one knows the exact coordinates.The physical resting place of God,angels,Jesus and the holy spirit.
by Titus rutto October 15, 2019
Get the Heavenmug. That place from the Bible that you go to after you die, if you didn’t sin of course. NOT a fucking name.
by Hitmantheman February 26, 2024
Get the Heavenmug. Heaven is odd. She likes to read and when i mean i mean READ (if ykyk.) she has a very good taste in men, only the fictional ones (which is why she's superior to you.) She likes to stay fit and will one day look like the hulk. The girl has a Percy Jackson obsession which you will most likely fight her on since most pj fans attract hp fans. She procrastinates a lot but still ends up being a smart friend...? Eating is her besti which is what i stan all heavens for but donuts and milk makes her look like she's ascending into a diff universe. At the end of the day Heaven is better than you and has a big butt.
by Bulliana July 22, 2021
Get the Heavenmug. A combination of needing to take a Dick Tingling Piss and an Asshole Splitting Shit. Typically you dance cause you need to pee really bad and you get on the toilet and start peeing and it's a relief. Immediately after you start taking a shit taking away your relief and feels like ot shreds up your asshole with nails then once the log drops it's relief again.
Damn, man. I got home and I had to deal with a Heaven Hell Combo. It was bad then it was great then it was bad again then it was great.
by Pokchop March 24, 2022
Get the Heaven Hell Combomug. by Kasbka August 10, 2022
Get the Heavenmug. BBC Heaven is the place your girl goes to when she cheats on you/leaves you for one of the basketball people.
Person 1: “yo, what happened to your girl?”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
by Bebeck March 12, 2025
Get the BBC Heavenmug.