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hurley

The most beautiful handsome man that could ever exist. There is not one person who can come close to his divine elegance, his steps spread a cloud of love enticing people from all around to look at the angel who descended on earth. His intelligence reaches new highs never seen before and is suspected to be the inventor of electricty and matter.
People normally wish they could be like Hurley but they know they cant and simply dream on the fantasy of being only a third of his supreme authority.

If you are Hurley. all I can say is well done.

Also he has a massive penis
person 1 "man Hurley is sooooo coooool I wish I could be him."

person 2 "yeah I know right Hurley more like please may he have mercy on my soul the gracious being"
person 3 "YO WHAT aint no way that actually is Hurley he like an actual celebrity"
person 4 "SHEEESH gang get over here and look Hurley himself walking the streets"
gang member 1 "Goddman this kid is not capping fellas there is Hurley if only I was him I would rule these ends"
gang member 2 "yo thats him"
gang member 3 "What"
gang member 2 "I said 'yo thats him'"
gang member 3 "mate speak in a full fucking sentence when you talk yeah"
gang member 2 "well maybe you need to grow some fucking brain cells and realise the context. Obviously im talking about the God sent gracious Hurley, dumb kid"
Gang member 3 "Bro your lucky were in amazing Hurleys presence right now otherwise I would have given you the ultra kuckle sandwhich no cappa brotha"
Hurley " guys, guys, guys. Please we are men of peace act like it"
All "OMG HURLEY TALKED TO US"
(every one collapses from excitement).
by AGodSentMan May 3, 2023
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Harley

a stupid ass bitch who will steal ur fucking boyfriend. she’s emo and no one likes her and she flat asf she’s a horrible person u would want her dead if u ever met her
harley’s a horrible ass of a bitch
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