no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

habfnar

A secret code word among males used to explain the cause of a spontaneous erection. Habfnar means to Have A Boner For No Apparent Reason, such as when waking up in the morning, or just at any time in general.

Pronounced: Ha-boof-nar

"Dude, I habfnar"

or

1: "Someones excited"
2: "Habfnar"

by Michael MySpace September 16, 2008

habug

funny to think about, bad if it actually happens

someone falling of a cliff is a funny habug

by bubbles_are_fun November 14, 2007

Haberdouchery

haberdouchery |ˈhabərˌdou ch ərē|
noun ( pl. -eries)
1. The act of conducting oneself in a douche-like manner inside a habdershery

Stop this haberdouchery at once! I will not tolerate this haberdouchery inside my haberdashery!!

I've heard them fellows got into trouble Haberdouchering over at old mr. Marcus' haberdashery

by Moreybear September 16, 2009

habte

A person who is hyperactive

He is such a habte.

by mti91 October 23, 2014

hablagation

A requirement to speak Spanish.

Dude, just because you're from Spain and refuse to speak English doesn't mean I have an hablagation.
sp.habla + obligation

by Say? December 6, 2014

Habooshki

When someone kicks another person in the crouch. If they have a penis, when hit the penis will turn into a vagina. If they have a vagina they will have a really deep vagina.

This kid habooshki'd me in the penis so that's why I have vagina now.

by SuperGayGravityFallsFanboy April 22, 2017