Greg

Noun; male name

Verb; To go on a 2+ minute convoluted rant about something entirely useless.

1: *goes on a long rant about how birds sing*

2: Bro, this guy is gregging.

by Squid00001 February 8, 2024

gregs pp

an average one

Bro he only has a schlong. gregs pp

by japen.cini January 22, 2022

Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.

"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg

Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks

Greg you crack head

by Afghan June 23, 2019

Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.

Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".

by Bookjackets July 1, 2017

Greg

The Greg in your Long Island Middle School is probably a huge egg. All Greg the Egg’s have on personal factor, therefore making them an egg.

That Greg is a real Egg.

I know right. He sucks them all the time.

by Gregg Thee Eggg September 23, 2019

Greg

Very Giga Chad man. Go respect Greg. AKA EvilGreg2

HOLY SHIT ITS GREG. FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!! ADIUSGAJTYDUGASBUDIHJBSADJNASKKD.
DEEZ NUTS. ASHASDSAASDASDashdhksabja

by MrSmartgooserman May 16, 2022