Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Yummy Grandma's

"Grandma's delious!!!"

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.

*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!

by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.

you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Grandma

(noun) someone who is old

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.

by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022