Gooey

A term used to describe how much money you own. Typically used by a person who has a lot of money in their pocket/piggy bank/wallet/ bank account etc.

Man, that pocket gooey!

by gooey pocket October 24, 2018

hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

Jade Goody

A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.

"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"

by MPCmonkey March 16, 2005

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

GOMFY

a fantasy football game that has the 2 best ballers in the league going head to head, stands for Game Of Mutha Fucking Year. A true bombastic match of the 2 Leaders

Man, Jeff is up against Todd this week, with both players having a 5-1 squad. Even lower half of league is keeping an eye on this GOMFY, certainly tacos and jackassery will reign supreme....one for the ages

by Jeff Dailey January 19, 2009

gofys

Short acronym for "go fuck yourself"

My expediter was being an asshole so I told him to gofys

by GabeDaRealist May 12, 2010

ya dun goofed

A way to signify someone screwing up, or failing miserably.

Made famous by the 11 year old Youtube trainwreck "Jessi Slaughter" aka "kerligirl13" and her Father.

Your daughter is posting nudes on the internet.... ya dun goofed.

All ya haters aint got nothin on me, ya dun goofed, I'ma make a brain slushie.

by Poor Child July 15, 2010