San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

by Drpun May 18, 2009

goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

by sharking October 10, 2009

you silly goose

this insult can be used by the strangest of people, from slops to plebs,this can be used in anyway you want,as a insult or a darn well joke.

"give me that you silly goose!"

by RenTheDog22 March 2, 2016

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!

by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006

goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

by Gr8 ballz o fire March 1, 2011

Goose

Interchangeable with the word good.

"How was the bar last night?" Jasper asked.
"It was goose!" Jenny said.

or

"Yo, goose job on the test!" Timothy said to Snapper.

by Teemo December 27, 2006