White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008

moroccan goggles

Whilst partnering in the 69 position and nearing fruition, the (male) individual on top abrubtly sits up, with the scrotum at the bridge of the nose, one testicle falling naturally into in each eye socket, and quickly finishes himself off, depositing his bounty upon the nose and chin of the individual underneath.

Chris wasn't very pleased with the moroccan goggles I bequeathed this morning.

by ultimus May 18, 2007

Beard Goggles

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

by La_Tigra January 22, 2010

The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010