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Gregging

To Greg is to take a long time to do something.
Phil was really Gregging in a game of Mole Patrol
by Swildo January 6, 2021
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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023
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one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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Greg Shore

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Greg shore smokes barrrreeee weed init
by StenShore February 3, 2022
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Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube... Don’t look that up.
Greg is a family, a nation, an army, a union, and possibly a cult. We can’t be sure.
If you are Greg, you are emortal and eternally amazing.
Our lovely founder, Danny Gonzales, is truly Greg.
Become Greg by being Greg.
Yours truly, Greg.

Greg
Greg: “Calling all Gregs!”
*gregs come running*
Greg: “GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG!”
by Monet1123 November 23, 2018
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Greg Moment

When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.
'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!
by Greg Moment June 13, 2022
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Greg

Danny: "Whats up Greg."
by manwhoneedshelp February 3, 2021
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