Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

by Fasters December 5, 2022

Gobegles

Odd people acting in a very specific bonkers way. Most often used to describe a person that isn’t thinking straight.

“You are acting like a Gobegle.”

- Gobegles means that the person is acting a little wack and needs to start thinking straight.

by Harry_Miller-69 July 1, 2023

hanging gobbler

when your friends arent looking you turn around and pull your pants down. you the grab the top of you dick and jerk it around so your balls flop around like the gobbler on a turkey... then when your friends look you get to kick them in the ass

i wasnt paying attention and when i turned around nik gave me the hanging gobbler. he kicked me right in the ass

by clydizzel March 7, 2009

Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.

1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"

by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010

Smokey Gobbler

A woman that can give a blowjob while puffing on cigarette at the same time.

Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.

Look at the smoke lines on her face, I bet she's given a Smokey Gobbler or two in her day.

by The WL June 17, 2012

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015