grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 27, 2005

teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

my mokeys is jumping on my asshole and it is hurting

shit goddamn fuck teri gaand mein haathi ka lund! that damn monkey.

by holyshiot%^$#@@thats a BIG1 June 8, 2003

Grand Rising

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.

Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!

by BagelMaster October 14, 2021

the grand canyon

A really really fucking good ass that makes you so fucking hard you could cut diamonds with your raging hard on.

Daaaaaamn look at the grand canyon! Aspyn is lookin hella good

by john balla March 11, 2015

garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.

"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!

by Elliott February 23, 2005

Grand Slam

When a woman orgasms so intensly she squirts, pees, shits and even starts her period.

That wasn't an orgasm, that was a grand slam.

by squirty girl April 21, 2012

pineapple grand entrance

The act of inserting a pineapple anally or vaginally as well as inserting your penis anally or vaginally.

I took Frank's advice and gave Hilary a pineapple grand entrance, it wasn't pretty.

by Hiato April 15, 2011