Freedom girl

A girl that has a pair of the baggy hippy pants and has the basic white girl tattoos. She’s very hair and most likely taken a gap year to find herself

She’s a freedom girl because She’s been to Thailand to help the community and has fed elephants and wants to Africa to feed African kids and teach how to count because she wants to show Instagram she’s got a heart.
#oh my God Thailand is so like amazing and spiritual and I think you should like really your part me go

by Beast99. November 23, 2021

paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.

The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!

by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

freedom butter

Any type of nut butter that is not the type found in jail/prison. I recommend sunflower butter.

I had my first taste of freedom butter today!

by Safety Pin Queen March 4, 2023

Freedom

Freedom is like a fully tanked Mercedes car.

When the slaves were given Freedom, they felt like they were driving a fully tanked Mercedes.

by Armand Mercedes April 3, 2023

Freedom of association

Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...

Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024