Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

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Fluck

Fluck is a verb, describing a *bad* situation, usually in front of children since you don't want to swear in front of them.

It can be used like Fuck.

John: WE'RE ABOUT TO FLUCKING BURN ALIVE IN THIS FLUCKED UP BUILDING, DUDE WHAT DO WE DO??

Boston: Nothing. *Boston sips his coffee* We're not in a Flucked up situation. This is fine.

by Eristotler June 30, 2023

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fuckschwizzle

When a project or event is progressing perfectly until nearing completion where it all turns to shit. Thats a fuckschwizzle.

I was fixing a car, had all the parts and the job was going perfectly, until the part didn't fit and then it was a fuckschwizzle.

by 8ruven October 21, 2023

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fucksaking

/ˈfʌkˌseɪkɪŋ/ *verb*

1. The act of expressing frustration, exasperation, or disbelief, typically in response to a repeated inconvenience, error, or unwelcome situation.

2. (colloquial) The process of begrudgingly fixing or addressing an issue for the sake of preventing further problems or annoyances.

Etymology: Derived from the interjection "for fuck's sake," with the addition of the verbal suffix "-ing." Typically used in informal, often humorous or sarcastic contexts.

"What are you fucksaking about Dad? "

"I was fucksaking the printer all morning; it just wouldn't work!"

"I ended up fucksaking the whole project just to get it finished."

by Huntr M October 17, 2024

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